Eliza Dushku "My Console" Lyrics. >>> My console believe me I like it on I’m that bitch with the box That can pwn ’til dawn Trollin’ you noobs With my fresh moves While my fuckin’ gamepad Vibrates and you lose I’m sorry if you cant’t understand But I need my console Hooked up to broadband Don’t mean to offend During online chat But you say “rematch” I say “fuck that” So what I’m a chick With a purse and lipstick It’s my tits and mad skills Versus your “little stick” My name is Dushku I star on TV shows But I couldn’t survive Without my console Terrorizin’ my friends With the press of a button I talk a bunch of shit to noobs But they don’t say nothing My console’s hot from being best My nickname is “Red Ring of Death” Controller in grip ’bout to go beyond Get fresh batteries if I don’t respond Cause I pawn everyday at home or away I disconnect so quick they can’t complain I’m that bitch who runs the show Keepin’ noobs sayin’ “whoa!” But I know I can’t live Without my console